My friend
I am frantically eating bowls of crunchy cardboard flakes. Do you think Milk of magnesia is an acceptable substitution for Milk of cow? What does a Magnesia look like anyway? Do they have feathers and utter? Are Magnesia’s from Thailand? Why do they call it Thailand, I have never seen anyone wear a tie there? Do they have ties there? Maybe we can ask Greg? Sorry for deviating from topic. I need to stay on topic; my time is limited on the lap top, I do not get good internet reception in the bathroom. I have recently been forced to split my time between the project and sitting on the throne in the bathroom. However I must stay the course, so I may continue to cut the box tops off my “Crunchy Card Board with fiber flakes” cereal boxes.

When I have enough of the box tops I will send them off straight away to Acme Stuff Supplier. I know what you’re thinking and Yes, Acme Stuff Supplier is their official name, as stated on the official entry blank on the bottom of the box, which must be included along with the UPC symbol on the front of the box and proof of purchase with every order. This will be the only way I can get the rest of the parts and pieces from Acme to finish my space ship in a box project! This offer, unlike other offers, purchase is required, surprising isn’t it! I have also newly discovered the parts and pieces are not available in stores, as stated in the 5 point type on the side of the box, below the nutritional value, and above the instruction for use. To clear up any confusion this is the reverse side of the box, opposite the poison control number and missing family member picture!

Once I have completed the construction of my vehicle it should only take me a few minuets to get to your door! So it will be me out front! I will honk twice and flash my lights!! As an added note, as is the policy of the Happiest place on earth amusement parks, and far be it from me to analyze the brilliance and public policy made by those who honor rodents, only shirt and shoes required, I to only require these articles on my vehicle. Hence I will be the one wearing a purple shirt and thongs and flying a Green space ship. However, if there is more than one of us, in a green ship wearing a purple shirt, which is a possibility, I will also have a red hat with a yellow goose feather! This should allow me to stand out from the crowd!
I will return to task shortly after I go to the bathroom, again!
See you shortly!

Sincerely your friend!
Mr. Mike